# 🚨💀🔥 Wilton, CT — THE LEGOS HAVE UNIONIZED, THE CRAYONS ARE DEMANDING OVERTIME, AND WE NEED A BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN BEFORE THE TEDDY BEARS FILE A LAWSUIT!!! 🧸⚖️😂💰 $22–$30/HR! at OOS Management Corp.

🚨💀🔥 Wilton, CT — THE LEGOS HAVE UNIONIZED, THE CRAYONS ARE DEMANDING OVERTIME, AND WE NEED A BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN BEFORE THE TEDDY BEARS FILE A LAWSUIT!!! 🧸⚖️😂💰 $22–$30/HR! at OOS Management Corp. in Wilton, Connecticut. Paying $22–$30/hr. Posted October 30, 2026.

- Company: OOS Management Corp.
- Location: Wilton, Connecticut
- Pay: $22–$30/hr
- Posted: 2026-10-30
- Apply: https://job-boards.greenhouse.io/oosmanagementcorp/jobs/4474117009
- Source: https://jobmagic.ai/jobs/wilton-ct-the-legos-have-unionized-the-crayons-are-demanding-overtime-and-we-nee-rtbkzz

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🚨🦸‍♀️💖 **WILTON, CT… A LITTLE PRINCESS IS LOOKING FOR HER VERY OWN SUPERHERO!!!** 💖🦸‍♂️🚨

💥 **NOW HIRING: ABA PARAS / BEHAVIOR TECHNICIANS (BT/RBT)!** 💥

💰 **SUPERPOWER YOUR PAYCHECK: $22–$30 PER HOUR!**

📍 **LOCATION:** Stratford Avenue, Wilton, CT 06897
👧 **CLIENT:** 4-year-old girl
⏰ **SCHEDULE:** After-school hours
🏡 **SETTING:** One-on-one ABA services

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🚨 **ATTENTION, PROFESSIONAL GOOFBALLS, EVERYDAY SUPERHEROES, AND PEOPLE WHO CAN TURN A TEDDY BEAR INTO A FULL-BLOWN BROADWAY PRODUCTION!** 🧸🎭😂

**WE HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT MISSION.**

Somewhere in Wilton lives a little 4-year-old girl who's ready to learn, grow, play, and take on the world! 🌎💕

But every little superhero deserves someone in their corner.

**AND THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN!** 🫵🦸‍♀️

Do you have the patience of Captain America?

The energy of the Flash?

The creativity of Willy Wonka?

And the ability to get EXTREMELY excited when someone successfully stacks three blocks?! 🧱😭

**CONGRATULATIONS. YOU MIGHT BE EXACTLY WHO WE'RE LOOKING FOR!**

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💖 **YOUR SUPERHERO MISSION: OPERATION LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE!** ☀️

We're looking for a **FUN, PATIENT, CREATIVE, AND COMPASSIONATE BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN / ABA PARA** to work one-on-one with a sweet 4-year-old girl in Wilton, CT.

Your mission?

🗣️ **UNLOCK COMMUNICATION SUPERPOWERS!** Help her express her wants, needs, and feelings.

🎨 **BECOME THE QUEEN OR KING OF PLAYTIME!** Turn toys, games, crafts, and everyday activities into exciting learning experiences!

🧩 **BUILD EVERYDAY SUPER SKILLS!** Support independence, social interaction, and age-appropriate daily living skills.

🎉 **CELEBRATE LIKE YOU JUST WON THE LOTTERY!** A new skill? AMAZING! A little breakthrough? SOMEBODY CALL THE CONFETTI DEPARTMENT!

🧠 **USE YOUR ABA SUPER BRAIN!** Follow the treatment plan, collect data, and work with BCBA guidance.

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💰 **THE SUPERHERO BENEFITS!**

💸 **$22–$30 PER HOUR!**

Because making silly faces AND making money should absolutely be allowed to coexist! 😂💵

⏰ **AFTER-SCHOOL HOURS!**

Your mornings? YOURS.

Your coffee? UNINTERRUPTED.

Your afternoons? FILLED WITH PURPOSE, PLAY, AND A LITTLE BIT OF GLITTER! ✨

🎓 **ABA/RBT EXPERIENCE IS A PLUS!**

Training and guidance may be available for the right candidate.

🦸‍♀️ **BCBA SUPPORT!**

Even Wonder Woman needs a team!

💜 **MEANINGFUL WORK!**

Help a little girl build skills, grow in confidence, and celebrate achievements that make a real difference.

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🚨 **OFFICIAL REQUIREMENTS FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF TINY SUPERHEROES:**

✅ Patience stronger than Superman's muscles 💪

✅ Energy of a caffeinated unicorn 🦄⚡

✅ Creativity that could make a cardboard box feel like Disney World 🏰

✅ A genuine love for working with young children 💕

✅ Reliability, kindness, and willingness to learn

✅ Ability to follow clinical guidance and document progress

✅ Willingness to look a LITTLE ridiculous if it makes learning fun! 🤡

**BONUS POINTS IF YOU CAN MAKE A STUFFED ANIMAL TALK WITH A STRAIGHT FACE.** 🧸😂

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🚨💖 **WILTON, WE HAVE A LITTLE SUPERHERO WAITING FOR HER NEW SIDEKICK!** 💖🚨

You don't need a cape.

You don't need magical powers.

You don't even need to know how to fly.

**YOU JUST NEED A BIG HEART, A LITTLE CREATIVITY, AND THE ABILITY TO CELEBRATE A HIGH-FIVE LIKE IT'S THE SUPER BOWL!** 🏆😭

📲 **READY TO JOIN THE SUPERHERO SQUAD?**

Send your:

📄 Updated résumé
⏰ After-school availability
🧠 ABA experience and qualifications

📍 **REFERENCE: WILTON, CT 06897 — 4-YEAR-OLD GIRL**

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🔥🦸‍♀️ **GET PAID. GET SILLY. BUILD SKILLS. CHANGE A LITTLE LIFE IN A BIG WAY.** 💖

🚨 **THE CAPE IS OPTIONAL. THE KINDNESS IS MANDATORY. AND THE $22–$30/HR IS LOOKING PRETTY SUPER!!!** 💸🦸‍♀️✨
