# 🚨💀🔥 THE CHILDREN HAVE UNIONIZED. THE CRAYONS ARE HOSTAGES. WE NEED BTs & PARAS IMMEDIATELY!!! 🖍️😭💰 at OOS Management Corp.

🚨💀🔥 THE CHILDREN HAVE UNIONIZED. THE CRAYONS ARE HOSTAGES. WE NEED BTs & PARAS IMMEDIATELY!!! 🖍️😭💰 at OOS Management Corp. in West Babylon, NY. Full-time. Posted November 4, 2026.

- Company: OOS Management Corp.
- Location: West Babylon, NY
- Job type: Full-time
- Posted: 2026-11-04
- Apply: https://job-boards.greenhouse.io/oosmanagementcorp/jobs/4480463009
- Source: https://jobmagic.ai/jobs/the-children-have-unionized-the-crayons-are-hostages-we-need-bts-paras-immediate-t259bp

## Description

🚨📢 HELP WANTED: EXPERIENCED NEGOTIATOR PREFERRED 📢🚨

### 🎯 NOW HIRING: BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN (BT/RBT)

📍 **East Meadow, NY 11554**
💰 **Excellent Pay** (the kind that makes you reply to the recruiter immediately)
⏰ **Monday-Thursday | 4 PM-7 PM**
🏠 **1:1 In-Home ABA Case**

### ⚠️ THE SITUATION

A highly intelligent, highly verbal 9-year-old boy is looking for his next Behavior Technician.

Before applying, you should know:

This child has never paid taxes.

Has never had a mortgage.

Has never worked a full-time job.

Yet somehow possesses the confidence of a Fortune 500 CEO. 😂

### 📝 DAILY RESPONSIBILITIES

✅ Explain a rule

✅ Explain the same rule differently

✅ Explain why the rule still exists

✅ Listen to a detailed counterargument

✅ Wonder if he might actually have a point

✅ Remember you're the adult

### 😅 THINGS YOU MAY HEAR ON THE JOB

"That's not what happened."

"Technically..."

"Can you prove it?"

"Where does it say that?"

"That's your opinion."

"And another thing..."

😂😂😂

### 🧠 IDEAL CANDIDATE

We're looking for someone with:

✅ The patience of a kindergarten teacher on the day before summer vacation

✅ The energy of a golden retriever who just heard the word "park"

✅ The emotional stability to be fact-checked by a fourth-grader

✅ The ability to keep a straight face while losing a debate to someone who still needs help opening a ketchup packet

### 💰 WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU?

💸 Great pay

🕒 Consistent hours

🎉 Fridays off

🏖️ Weekends off

💙 Meaningful work that actually makes a difference

And let's be honest...

A lifetime of stories nobody will believe happened.

### 🚨 WARNING 🚨

Side effects of this position may include:

⚠️ Becoming unusually good at negotiations

⚠️ Accidentally using ABA terminology in real life

⚠️ Catching yourself saying "Nice job making a good choice!" to grown adults

⚠️ Being humbled by someone whose age is still a single digit

📲 **Send your resume, availability, and hourly rate expectations today!**

💙 **One child. One case. Infinite plot twists.**

😂 **Apply now before somebody else gets paid to argue with a tiny lawyer for 3 hours a day.**