# Looking for Someone Who Thinks a Sticker Is a Legitimate Currency | Behavior Tech, Middletown Township, NJ 🌱 at OOS Management Corp.

Looking for Someone Who Thinks a Sticker Is a Legitimate Currency | Behavior Tech, Middletown Township, NJ 🌱 at OOS Management Corp. in Middletown Township,New Jersey 07748. Paying $22–$30/hr. Posted October 29, 2026.

- Company: OOS Management Corp.
- Location: Middletown Township,New Jersey 07748
- Pay: $22–$30/hr
- Posted: 2026-10-29
- Apply: https://job-boards.greenhouse.io/oosmanagementcorp/jobs/4472863009
- Source: https://jobmagic.ai/jobs/looking-for-someone-who-thinks-a-sticker-is-a-legitimate-currency-behavior-tech--b4rqzp

## Description

 

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🎪💜 **MIDDLETOWN TOWNSHIP, NJ: THE CIRCUS IS UNSUPERVISED AND WE NEED AN ADULT.** 💜🎪

🚨 THE CLOWNS HAVE STAGED A WALKOUT.
🐘 THE ELEPHANT HAS ENTERED HIS QUIET ERA.
🐠 AND KEVIN THE GOLDFISH HAS BEEN PROMOTED TO HEAD OF OPERATIONS.

Kevin has no experience, no references, and one brain cell currently doing laps around his fishbowl.

**WE CANNOT KEEP RUNNING THIS OPERATION ON VIBES ALONE.** 😭💀

So naturally… WE’RE HIRING YOU. 👀👇

🚨 **NOW HIRING: Behavior Technician / ABA Para** 🚨
📍 Middletown Township, NJ 07748
💸 $22–$30/hour (depending on experience 💰)
🎯 1-on-1 with an awesome kiddo
⏰ After-school & weekend sessions

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🎠 **WHAT DOES A TYPICAL DAY LOOK LIKE?**

HAHAHAHA. TYPICAL. THAT’S CUTE. 🤡

Here’s what you *might* be doing:

🎲 Playing games that secretly teach important life skills. You’re basically a ninja. 🥷

🎨 Turning a simple activity into a full-blown cinematic universe. There will be plot twists. There may be glitter. Nobody knows what happens next.

🌟 Celebrating a new skill like your team just won the Super Bowl, the World Cup, AND custody of the aux cord. 🏆

🧩 Helping autistic children build skills, confidence, independence, and their own little superpowers. 💜

😂 Making silly noises, embracing the chaos, and discovering that your most marketable skill is apparently being VERY excited about bubbles.

You’ll leave each session with a full heart, a tired face, and at least one story that makes absolutely no sense to anyone who wasn’t there. ✨

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🤩 **WHY THIS JOB IS GIVING ✨ MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY ✨**

💸 **$22–$30/hour:** Your bank account just sat up a little straighter.

🗓️ **Flexible scheduling:** Classes? Another job? Life being life? We get it. We offer after-school and weekend sessions.

🏃 **NO CUBICLE PRISON.** No fluorescent lights judging your existence. No sad desk salad. Just meaningful work, movement, play, and the occasional existential question from a seven-year-old.

🌱 **Training and ongoing support:** We will not throw you into the ABA wilderness with a clipboard and say, “May the odds be ever in your favor.” You’ll have support.

⭐ **REAL, MEANINGFUL PROGRESS:** Watching a child learn something new and knowing you helped make it happen? THAT’S THE GOOD STUFF. 🥹💜

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🦄 **WHO ARE WE LOOKING FOR?**

✅ Someone patient, dependable, and upbeat. (Showing up on time already puts you ahead of Kevin.)

✅ Someone who enjoys working with children and understands that PLAY IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. 🎲

✅ Someone passionate about supporting autistic children with patience, respect, and encouragement. 💜

✅ Someone willing to make a ridiculous sound with their entire chest because it is apparently the funniest thing that has ever happened. 🤪

✅ Someone who can roll with the unexpected, celebrate the little wins, and bring positive energy to the room.

❌ Must be able to swim in a fishbowl. JUST KIDDING. Kevin has been removed from the hiring committee.

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🚨 **WE’RE HIRING, AND THE PLOT IS MOVING QUICKLY.** 🚨

Kevin has already printed 47 copies of his résumé, eaten two of them, and scheduled a performance review with the elephant.

PLEASE. WE NEED A QUALIFIED HUMAN. 😭🐠

📩 **INTERESTED? MESSAGE US TODAY!**

Come join a team where your work matters, your personality is welcome, and making a difference is the whole point. 💜

🎪 **MIDDLETOWN TOWNSHIP, NJ — COME BE PART OF THE SHOW!**

Apply today. Your future favorite tiny human is waiting to learn and grow with you. 🥹💜

P.S. Kevin says “blub blub.”

Our best guess? “Please stop letting me make hiring decisions and SEND IN YOUR APPLICATIONS.” 🐠📄💀