# 🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL CHILDREN HAVE TOO MUCH ENERGY AND WE NEED BACKUP!!! 🚨🚨 at OOS Management Corp.

🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL CHILDREN HAVE TOO MUCH ENERGY AND WE NEED BACKUP!!! 🚨🚨 at OOS Management Corp. in Yorktown Hights, NY. Posted November 4, 2026.

- Company: OOS Management Corp.
- Location: Yorktown Hights, NY
- Posted: 2026-11-04
- Apply: https://job-boards.greenhouse.io/oosmanagementcorp/jobs/4480377009
- Source: https://jobmagic.ai/jobs/breaking-news-local-children-have-too-much-energy-and-we-need-backup-oos-managem-0hw3tf

## Description

👑 **HER MAJESTY IS SEEKING A ROYAL ADVISOR** 👑

🚨 **ROYAL DECREE FROM YORKTOWN HEIGHTS, NY (10598)** 🚨

The Queen of the Castle, age 7, is accepting applications for her next trusted **Behavior Technician (BT/RBT)**.

Before you get too excited, let's be clear:

This young monarch is brilliant, hilarious, very verbal, and capable of delivering a speech worthy of Parliament explaining why your request should be immediately overturned. 👑😂

📍 **Yorktown Heights, NY**
🕓 **After 4:00 PM | 25 Hours/Week**
💰 **Royal Treasury Approved Compensation**

### 👑 Royal Duties Include:

⚜️ Providing 1:1 in-home support to Her Majesty
⚜️ Remaining calm during passionate royal debates
⚜️ Surviving negotiations that somehow last longer than Brexit
⚜️ Helping a wonderful child build skills, confidence, and independence

### 👑 You May Be the Chosen One If:

✅ You have the patience of a saint and the diplomacy of a United Nations ambassador

✅ You can hear "But technically..." and not immediately surrender

✅ You understand that when a 7-year-old says, "I have a proposal," you're probably about to enter a legally binding treaty

✅ You genuinely care about helping kids succeed

### 👑 Royal Benefits:

🌅 Your mornings belong to you. Sleep in. Brunch. Rule your own kingdom.

🗣️ English & Spanish speakers are highly favored by the Crown. ¡Te necesitamos!

💙 Supportive BCBA guidance. No knight fights alone.

💰 Top-tier pay worthy of your service to the realm.

⚠️ **Warning:** This position may result in uncontrollable laughter, improved negotiation skills, and being outsmarted by someone who still can't legally drive.

📲 Send your resume, availability, and pay expectation today. Mention the **25-Hour Yorktown Heights Royal Assignment (10598).**

👑 **The Queen is accepting audiences now. Apply before another loyal subject claims the throne-side seat.** 👑😂