# 🚨🚨🚨 **BREAKING NEWS: A 5-YEAR-OLD IN NEW HARTFORD HAS MORE ENERGY THAN THE ENTIRE CON EDISON POWER GRID!!!** ⚡💀🔥  🏃‍♂️💨 **WANTED: ONE SLIGHTLY UNHINGED, EXTREMELY ENERGETIC BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN (BT/RBT) WHO CAN KEEP UP WITH A HUMAN TORNADO!!!* at OOS Management Corp.

🚨🚨🚨 **BREAKING NEWS: A 5-YEAR-OLD IN NEW HARTFORD HAS MORE ENERGY THAN THE ENTIRE CON EDISON POWER GRID!!!** ⚡💀🔥  🏃‍♂️💨 **WANTED: ONE SLIGHTLY UNHINGED, EXTREMELY ENERGETIC BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN (BT/RBT) WHO CAN KEEP UP WITH A HUMAN TORNADO!!!* at OOS Management Corp. in New Hartford, Connecticut. Paying $25–$30/hr. Posted October 30, 2026.

- Company: OOS Management Corp.
- Location: New Hartford, Connecticut
- Pay: $25–$30/hr
- Posted: 2026-10-30
- Apply: https://job-boards.greenhouse.io/oosmanagementcorp/jobs/4474102009
- Source: https://jobmagic.ai/jobs/breaking-news-a-5-year-old-in-new-hartford-has-more-energy-than-the-entire-con-e-njf53g

## Description

🚨🤡🎪 **BREAKING NEWS: THE CIRCUS IS HIRING... AND SOMEHOW IT PAYS $25–$30 AN HOUR!!!** 🎪🤡🚨

🎉 **WANTED: PROFESSIONAL CLOWN WITH A HEART OF GOLD (BT / ABA PARA)** 🎉

📍 **New Hartford, CT**
💰 **$25–$30 PER HOUR** 💸
🎓 **PAID TRAINING — NO RBT CERTIFICATION REQUIRED!**
⏰ **FLEXIBLE AFTERNOONS, EVENINGS & WEEKENDS!**

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🤡 **ATTENTION, PROFESSIONAL GOOFBALLS, FUTURE THERAPISTS & HUMANS WITH QUESTIONABLE LEVELS OF ENTHUSIASM!THE CIRCUS HAS COME TO NEW HARTFORD, AND WE NEED OUR LEAD PERFORMER.** 🎪💀

Do you enjoy making ridiculous faces?

Can you celebrate someone stacking THREE BLOCKS like they just won an Olympic gold medal?! 🥇😭

Have you ever negotiated with a 5-year-old and realized...

**"THIS CHILD HAS BETTER LEGAL REPRESENTATION THAN ME."** ⚖️💀

**CONGRATULATIONS. YOU MAY BE OVERQUALIFIED.** 🤡

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🎪 **YOUR DAILY CIRCUS DUTIES:**

🤹 **PROFESSIONAL GOOFBALL:** Make learning fun through games, crafts, and play!

🎉 **CHIEF CONFETTI OFFICER:** Celebrate every little victory like someone just discovered electricity!

🧠 **TINY-HUMAN WHISPERER:** Help a child build communication, social, and everyday life skills.

🧘 **CERTIFIED CHAOS SURVIVOR:** Stay calm when the LEGOs declare independence and the crayons form a union.

📊 **SECRET AGENT OF DATA COLLECTION:** Yes, behind all the clowning, we're actually doing science. 🧪😂

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💰 **WHY JOIN OUR THREE-RING CIRCUS?**

💸 **$25–$30/HR!** Your bank account deserves a standing ovation! 👏

🎓 **PAID TRAINING!** We'll teach you the ABA skills. You bring the personality!

🤡 **NO RBT CERTIFICATION REQUIRED TO APPLY!** Clown college is also optional.

⏰ **FLEXIBLE HOURS!** Afternoons, evenings & weekends!

🧠 **BCBA SUPPORT!** Because even professional goofballs need a wise ringmaster.

💜 **REAL IMPACT!** Help an autistic child learn, grow, and celebrate meaningful progress!

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🚨 **REQUIRED QUALIFICATIONS:**

✅ Patience of a saint
✅ Energy of a caffeinated circus monkey 🐒
✅ A genuine love for working with children
✅ Reliability, compassion, and willingness to learn
✅ Ability to follow clinical guidance while being delightfully ridiculous

**NO EXPERIENCE BEING SHOT OUT OF A CANNON NECESSARY.** 💣🤡

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📲 **STEP RIGHT UP! THE GREATEST JOB SHOW ON EARTH IS CALLING YOUR NAME!** 🎪

📍 New Hartford, CT
💰 $25–$30/hour
🎓 Paid training | No RBT certification required

**SEND YOUR RÉSUMÉ & AVAILABILITY TODAY!**

🚨🤡 **GET PAID. MAKE SILLY FACES. COLLECT DATA. CHANGE LIVES.**

💀🎪 **WE'RE NOT SAYING YOUR RESUME NEEDS A CLOWN ON IT... BUT WE WOULDN'T BE MAD IF IT DID.** 😂🔥